The Worst Christian Album Covers Ever

by · July 30, 2010

We haven’t celebrated a Funny Friday appropriately around here for a while, but it is about time. For our latest installment, we present the Worst Christian Album Covers Ever (in no particular order), with captions. Please provide your own captions also, the funniest/wittiest submission will win mad props from Stc (big deal right?).

Without any further ado, here we go:

This one also wins the award for “Worst Hair Style Worn by Mom on an Album Cover. “

After her music career faded, Joyce later found show biz success as “Screech” on Saved By the Bell.

“Um, Martha? Did you not get the memo about the maroon sweater vests and aqua turtlenecks!?”

If Satan is SO real, then why can’t you find a better picture of him?

Please don’t make me come up with a caption for this… I defer to Daniel Tosh.

He raps AND he’s a PhD? He’s qualified to be the next lead singer of Rage Against the Machine.

Once again, I’m going to leave all the disability jokes to Daniel Tosh. I have a reputation.

Actually, I’m pretty sure God’s power could break more than 6 bricks. Poser.

Nothing says “Buy This Record!” like a positive message on the cover.

I can’t help but wonder if this guy and another famous McManus preacher are related.

No.

Darn it, Minister Quartet! Didn’t I tell you no?

Thus proving that you can put “…for Jesus” after anything and make it Christian.

A talking doll that has its own radio program. Totally believeable.

Unless Jerry is the guy in the red leisure suit, I don’t think he is too exciting at all.

This album cover was lame when it debuted, but they actually look pretty awesome for 2010.

Ok, that is all for now. Lets hear your captions.

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  • http://www.andyallen.com Andy Allen

    Not that I was expecting it, but I'm just glad my artwork wasn't featured here….great compilation man!

  • http://twitter.com/dwilsonfl dwilsonfl

    That's just wrong on so many levels. But funny? Oh yeah.

  • Brett Bruneel

    I think half of these “artists” are in some way related to my Idaho relatives

  • pastorduncan

    I ain't into that! Awesome album title. I think I have a special affinity for the Karatist Preacher. Unreal!

  • Flower Child LOL

    Not cool with the disabled community in the same category as the others. poor taste, and really, it–the OTHERS are pretty freaky!–But surely intended for fun, gotta love the seventies, and the B-rate Christian record boom.

  • fadedgiant

    the Click Kids are actually pretty great. they caught a lot of flack for “crossing-over” by playing their music at secular rock and roll festivals (something unheard of at the time).

    and the girl in the first row of The Braillettes is named jackie allen. she is a long time family friend of mine. anyone who makes fun of them will get punched in the face by me (in Christian love, of course).

  • nickasolas

    Pshh, don't those Christian “cross overs” just annoy the heck out of you? Who do they think they are, trying to take their message to a larger audience!

    As far as The Brailettes go, I just had a feeling that some reader would know someone in one of these bands, so I defered… glad I did. But still, the album cover is lame. :)

  • Daninsf2005

    Great stuff. Being a Christian I think it’s OK for me to ask the eternal question, “What were they thinking when…?”

  • L_weckerly

    The dude whose “Jogging for Jesus” is most likely running to the local fire dept. because his house is on fire.

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